The Lonely Planet Guide for Deposed Dictators

Saudi Arabia
Over the years, Saudi Arabia has become the number one It asylum destination for rulers whose ungrateful people have forgotten what had to be done to achieve stability and keep them safe from outside agitators who are mostly agents of the CIA. And it's still maintaining its "hot" status, playing host most recently to former Tunisian president Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali, who disembarked in January of this year. Also: Deserts are hot.
Why Is Saudi Arabia So Popular?
Well, for one thing, the Kingdom, as it's known, is one of the least likely places on earth to ever be sullied by democracy. Its rulers, the royal House of Saud, have kept the country politically pristine since 1932.
If you're looking to talk shop, compare notes, or reminisce about that one time Idi totally ate his vice president, this "desert in the desert" is your best bet.
Notable Visitors
• Nawaz Sharif, former prime minister of Pakistan
• Idi Amin, former president of Uganda
Nightlife
Saudi Arabia is such a cosmopolitan place that it's hard to choose among the wide array of sophisticated entertainment options. On any given night, these might include:
• Public flogging
• Public amputation
• Public beheading
Family Fun
Saudi Arabia realizes dictators often like to travel with their families, and it has set up an incredible range of activities that are sure to delight your little rulers-in-waiting-in-exile. These include:
• Public flogging
• Public amputation
• Public beheading
Know Before You Go
Sadly, one thing you can't do in Saudi Arabia is own a slave. Saudi Arabia bowed to the "p.c. police" in 1962 and banned it. But servants who earn less than the cost of a gallon of gas and live in converted closets: totally legal!

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